I like to think that my head is full of demons (kinda always is) and that a cold is when they manifest and try to drive you insane! Starts off with them tickling your throat then they induce fatigue and finally they begin to push on your forehead with all their terrible might! But just like in certain religious faiths, us 'flu-cursed' folk have a aid by our side. Its name is Day/Night Nurse! It helps dampen the fowl beings scratching and causes their wretched green 'ectoplasm' to be forced back into the depths of your cranium. Occasionally a few drops of their being escapes from your nose, but theres always a handy tissue to help out...because no one really wants a yellow crusty sleeve.
So thank you Day/Night Nurse, I commend you!
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